Earlier this evening, I challenged Twitter to a song lyric contest with the word 'boof'.
In case you're wondering why the word 'boof' suddenly became a rockstar in Google Trends a couple days ago...
...it's probably because Supreme Court justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh's high school yearbook from 35 years ago had made a reference to that word, which apparently means 'fart.' And his critics felt that was noteworthy when calling for an FBI investigation.
Anyway, I compiled a list of tonight's Boof Song Challenge winners:
1. Boof, I did it again
I played with your fart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Boof, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
2. Who let the dogs out? Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof!
Who let the dogs out? Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof!
Who let the dogs out? Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof!
Who let the dogs out? Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof! Boof!
3. The boof, the boof, the boof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfu**er burn) (Burn, motherfu**er, burn) The boof, the boof, the boof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfu**er burn) (Burn, motherfu**er, burn)
The boof, the boof, the boof is on fire
4. Because you know I'm all about that boof,
'Bout that boof, no treble
I'm all 'bout that boof, 'bout that boof, no treble
I'm all 'bout that boof, 'bout that boof, no treble
I'm all 'bout that boof, 'bout that boof
5. You're so vain
You probably think this boof is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this boof is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
6. I like big boofs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung
7. These boofs are made for whopping
and that's just what they'll do One of these days these boofs are gonna whop all over you
8. Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like boof
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Thanks to everybody who helped come up with some of these awesome replacements. Glad I could forever ruin those songs for ya! Tootles.