People often ask me why I like to tweet in an unprofessional manner, i.e. using lowercase letters, shorthand, and weird kiddie slang. Some people even get annoyed at it. Why would a 25-year-old tweet immature words like "poop" and "boogers" on a public platform? Part of it is because I am actually that immature. Surprise, lol. I love poking fun at everything and deep down I enjoy not caring about what anybody else thinks. That's how I talk and think and dream-- screw professi

As kids, we often dream about being famous and having a platform where we can shine and tell other people what to do with their lives. At least I did, anyway. Being famous means you never have to be the loser kid again, and everybody wants to be your friend. Ha. HAHAHHAHAH. I'm not the best person to preach about fame, because I'm not super famous. However, having made enough famous friends over the years and catching small glimpses of the lifestyle, I've noticed that a publi