Washington, D.C. is a funny city. Everybody is so caught up in what everybody else thinks, yet nobody thinks that perhaps everybody else is thinking the exact same thing they're thinking. Or something. Nonetheless, so much happens in this city; so much, that if I wanted to write a book about all the scandals, lies, corruption, and juicy scandals that people pass around here I'd have to write a series. And the funny thing is, none of it is secret. It's all out in the open for