Pardes SelehJan 9, 20191 minThe idiot who died of thirst next to a full wellEarlier today, I heard a story that I resonated with deeply and felt like sharing. You may've heard it before: Some dehydrated guy...
Pardes SelehDec 12, 20182 minWhat your dog is really thinking of youEarlier today, I asked a bunch of people which animal they'd interview if they could, and a lot of people picked their pet dogs. At first...
Pardes SelehNov 21, 20184 minFive reasons to get yourself a sugar daddyThink about it: we're all primarily chasing two things in life: love and money. In other words, we're all searching for ways to sust
Pardes SelehNov 19, 20183 minThe best career advice I ever gotAbout two and half years ago, before moving to Washington, D.C., I bumped into Fox News personality Kat Timpf in a hotel lobby in Dallas,...
Pardes SelehNov 12, 20181 minMy high school celebrity crushYes, I did have a high school celebrity crush. No, I didn't live under a rock. Yes, I was super religious and my high school didn't allow...
Pardes SelehNov 7, 20183 minProof we live in a first-world hellholeWhat's morality to you? In other words, what do you consider good behavior and what do you consider bad behavior? In old times, the...
Pardes SelehOct 31, 20183 minWhy I like to tweet in lowercase lettersPeople often ask me why I like to tweet in an unprofessional manner, i.e. using lowercase letters, shorthand, and weird kiddie slang....
Pardes SelehOct 19, 20183 minIvana Trump's two golden rules of parentingI'm gonna start this post by saying I don't like Wendy Williams. I've never liked Wendy Williams. I'm not even sure why at this point....
Pardes SelehOct 15, 20183 minWhy do women ignore me? and other important questionsIn case you were wondering, I answered all these questions and more. But my entire post got deleted by accident. So I did it again, half...
Pardes SelehOct 11, 20184 minHow to win as a girlie girl in a man's worldEarlier this week we heard that 29-year-old former White House communications director Hope Hicks is moving to Los Angeles to take up a...
Pardes SelehOct 5, 20182 minTop eight 'boof' songsEarlier this evening, I challenged Twitter to a song lyric contest with the word 'boof'. In case you're wondering why the word 'boof'...
Pardes SelehOct 3, 20183 minThe perks with being a girlFor all the think pieces and women's marches complaining about how oppressed and sullen women's lives are in this country, you'd think...
Pardes SelehOct 2, 20183 minScott Adams' son dies of drug overdoseJust about an hour ago, I saw people on Twitter tweeting at Scott Adams with their condolences over the loss of his son. It felt like...
Pardes SelehOct 1, 20184 minWhy I stopped being religiousVisiting my 23-years-hometown of Los Angeles over the past week was a blast. I spent the religious holidays with my family and friends...
Pardes SelehSep 23, 20184 minHow to get over a breakupGetting dumped or rejected by somebody you really like is almost inevitable if you're human. In a lot of cases, being rejected by...
Pardes SelehSep 20, 20182 minThe nice thing about pessimismPeople love optimism. They treat optimism like it's the shit, like there's nothing better than being optimistic, and like optimism is...
Pardes SelehSep 19, 20183 minThoughts on Yom KippurIt's ironic and probably blasphemous of me for writing a blog post on the night of Yom Kippur, because: a. the very act of writing and...
Pardes SelehSep 18, 20185 minI'm sick and tired of politics, doggLast night, after reading Christine Blasey Ford's accusations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh from back when they were both...
Pardes SelehSep 14, 20182 minMy favorite chicken curry recipeMost of my day is spent away from home, so I tend to not cook a lot. But when I do, it's a grand time. My favorite thing to cook is this...
Pardes SelehSep 13, 20184 minThe problem with being famousAs kids, we often dream about being famous and having a platform where we can shine and tell other people what to do with their lives. At...